If "ONLY" Nelson Mandela Was A Nigerian?
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I am beginning to think South African's are not so
creative? Had Mandela been Nigerian.
See 13 things Nigeria will do before the burial.
1] The corpse will stay in the morgue for 5 years to
enable government prepare for "befitting" burial.
2] Government will set up burial planning
committee with power to award contracts to
construct new roads leading to Mandela's home
town, construction of new airport, importation of
bullet proof hearse that will carry the corpse,
construction of new stadium for burial reception,
new presidential jet, etc.
3] APC will protest about the committee chairman
4] The national Assembly will pass new budget to
accommodate burial expenses.
5] There will be a national aso ebi (uniform)
imported from Holland, which will be made
compulsory for every Nigerian to buy, sew and
wear.
6] His Obituary will be appearing on this page
https://www.facebook.com/truthaboutPDP
everyday, requesting fans to show respect.
7] During the 5 years of mourning, Governors,
traditional rulers, students bodies will struggle to
book for appointments to visit and pay condolence
to Mr President.
8] New slangs will emerge, for instance Yoruba
greetings will start, e ku Madiba o, eku iku
Mandela!
9] Our networks will produce new caller tunes...."to
hear Madela's last breath, press 1, to hear the last
word he spoke, press 2,", etc.
10] New products will emerge, egg...Madiba zobo
drink, Madiba pure water, Madiba magic soap/
cream.
11] Our musicians??? ahh!!! 5 albums daily in
praise of the icon!
12] New born babies will be named after him.
13] Pastors will start seeing vision of how Mandela
met them and sent a message to the world through
them!!!
ALL IN A WAY TO EXTORT MONEY, MAKE NAME AND
BE RELEVANT!!!!! Goodbye, Madiba!
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